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Isn’t it humbling to write hundreds and hundreds of words about sexism and gender and entitlement and then remember that “Flight of the Conchords” nailed the whole displacement-of-responsibility and nice-guy rage things in, like, four sentences?
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Posted on January 19, 2013 via sad-disco with 57,696 notes
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Socialism:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.Communism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.Fascism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.Nazism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.Bureaucratism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..Traditional Capitalism:You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.An American Corporation:You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.A French Corporation:You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.Japanese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.An Italian Corporation:You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.A Swiss Corporation:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.Chinese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.An Iraqi Corporation:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......Counter Culture:'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.Apathyologism:You have 2 cows. You do not care.Fatalist:You have 2 doomed cows...Atheism:You have 2 cows. There is no God.A West-Country Corporation:You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.A Brazilian Corporation:You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.PETA:You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.Moffat:You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.Hussie:You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.Romney:You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.Once-ler:You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.Old Spice:You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.An Irish Corporation:You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Posted on November 11, 2012 via FANZINES AREN'T FRIENDS with 316,204 notes
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Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
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Posted on November 4, 2012 via kid@♥ with 14,816,926 notes
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George Lucas signs over Lucasfilm to Disney, who plan to release Star Wars: Episode 7 in 2015. his hand is signing his name but his eyes whisper “I’m sorry”
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John Green's tumblr: A Proposed General Rule about Pictures of Naked People
I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:
Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts or genitalia.
As a…
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Mum:Are you going out at all tomorrow?Me:No, don't think I'll be even going outside.Mum:Good. Don't go outside, you'll only lose things.
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Posted on September 8, 2012 via Sand & Glass with 32,016 notes
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Jesus Christ I could go for some churros right now.
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i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants
If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.
the smile on my face
jkadfjkasf
forever reblog
so much love for this!!
&& reblog this post
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Posted on August 20, 2012 via cheap drugs with 906,927 notes
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AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
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Posted on August 14, 2012 via with 99,450 notes
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I'm Alex, I'm 15, and I like writing stories, reading stories, writing music, reading music (one of my many superpowers), food, breathing, The Big Bang Theory, Harry Potter, Anchorman and Boston Legal. You, I'm not so sure about.
